Episode I: Meeting Nobody

Nobody lived out in the sand where lay his powerful workshop.  He had the right to become a powerful Jedi. Nobody secretly married a person who had been stranded in the sand.  He wanted to become part of the dark side because he felt that it was more powerful.  He and Michael tried to defeat the powerful Darth Series. 

Once there was a person named Nobody, yet he was powerful.  Nobody started to made an invisibility hat.  Just as he finished, the Jedi came to his door.  Nobody locked the door.  But the Jedi said: “You can become more powerful by becoming a Jedi because there are not many Jedi right now.  I have a whole army of Nobody troopers for you because I can’t handle too many troopers at once.”  Nobody agreed to go with him.  

Just as they got out of Nobody’s workshop, an army of smiley faced droids arrived.  A talking jack in the box popped out of the chest a smiley faced droid but didn’t talk.  The Jedi quickly showed Nobody all of his ships and troops.  They got in the Nobody and Michael destroyers, and went to fight Darth Series.  The smiley faced droids watched them leave.  When they got out, they saw Darth Series waiting, and then Darth Series started killing good guys.  Darth series killed:  10 Michael troopers and 20 bad troopers. Then a bad officer told the empire that they had won.  The empire asked him many questions, and here are some of them:  how many good guys died.  He answered thirty.   They asked how many bad guys died.  He said 20.  Then he asked did Darth Series die?  He said no.  Someone knocked on the door, and army of smiley faced droids burst in.  They played all of their tricks, and after they were done, they shot with their guns.  The bad guys shot at them until they ran away.  Meanwhile the Michael and nobody troopers built more starships.  Then they all went out and had a war. 

There were 50 smiley face destroyers.  800 droid tie fighters. 15 tri-advanced.  800 tri-fighters.  500 nobody destroyers, 10 Michael destroyers, 2 Jedi starfighters.  2 Jedi interceptors.  1 slave II. 

And at the end of the war, 700droid tie fighters, 1 slave II, 2 Jedi interceptors, 15 smiley faced droid destroyers, 2 Jedi star fighters, 5,975 nobody destroyers, 8 Michael destroyers, 14 tri-advanced, 15 bad destroyers, and then went to wherever they meet.  The end.