Wednesday, December 8, 2010

Episode II: Attack of Nobody's Revenge

Now, since Nobody is a Jedi, he goes to defeat the emperor when he is not powerful enough to defeat him.  But he finds out that he might be able to defeat Darth Paul. 
On board Bamhoo:  “These are all weird creatures,” said Nobody.  Yes, don’t say things like that.  Don’t spend your time saying things like that. Uh-oh, smiley faced droids and teddy bears that are alive.  I’ve got to defeat the empire.  Nobody left in his Jedi Starfighter (because he told his troops to go to the workshop).  He went to too bad Both, and fought the empire.  Of course the empire defeated him.  But somehow he was brought back to life, and of course he zoomed back to Bamhoo, and saw paper towel droids, tarantula droids, killer droids, droid killers, he blocked 18 shots with his shield saber.  Then he called his troops.  Then the teddy bears burst out and started killing the bad guys.  At least we got some more help said Mace Ann.  At the beginning:  20 paper towel droids, 20 tarantula droids, 1 million nobody troopers, 3 Jedi, 800 teddy bears, 190 kill droids, 200 droid killers, 16 uh-oh droids. And at the end of  the war:  15 paper towel droids, 20 tarantula droids, 900 nobody troopers, 3 Jedi, 170 teddy bears, 120 killer droids, 18 droid killers, the Jedi and the rebellic went to peaceful Octava. 
But the bad guys went to Optaba too; both groups had to shoot when they went.  So Octava was peaceful for a few years.  Then the rebellic figured out and went away.  And blew up bad Both.  The bad guys went out just as they blew it up.  The Michael Destroyer blew up; luckily at least one person was killed.  The others weren’t.  Something happened, said Darth Paul.  I’ll wait to defeat Nobody and those two Jedi.  Quickly Mace Ann, Michael and nobody went to defeat evil Darth Paul.  Darth Paul has two triple-blade red lightsabers.  Michael has two double bladed shieldsabers.  Nobody had one double bladed blue-turning green lightsabers. Do you know who won? All of them won. Next, they all went to Hoth Gunga (sand).  Who fought:  100 Michael troopers, 195 nobody troopers, 200 bad troopers, 300 imperial troopers, 100 smiley-faced droids.  And at the end:  90 smiley-faced droids, 70 Michael troopers, 150 bad troopers, 170 nobody troopers, 250 imperial troopers.  Nobody found his workshop and married the person who was stranded out in the sand without anyone knowing.  And he built a locker-unlocker.     
Nobody raced down to where Darth Series was waiting for him, knowing that he had gathered the only three Jedi.  He was chased by an army of smiley faced droids.  However, no Jedi was killed.  But Mace-Ann was almost killed.  Suddenly the sand raiders spied on them and moved into action.  They were all over the place.  They drove them so crazy that they had to leave.  The bad guys secretly blew up the good Both.  The bad guys sent one million droid tie fighters.  Now the Somebody troopers couldn’t handle so many so they had to call for help.  And something that was no help at all.  All the bad guys saw that the good guys had more help.  And sent more help for them.  They sent 100 tri advances. Well, it turned out that the republic ran away.  And the bad guys got scared when the smiley-face army moved into action. The bad guys secretly started building a new bad Both, but it had a thing connected to Hoth-Gunga. It was a power shield.
While they were working, the rebellic tried to stop the bad guys. But the more they tried, the harder it got. So if there was no use, they may as well go to Hoth-Gunga and destroy the power shield. They destroyed it just in time because the bad guys were just about to blow up Bamhoo.

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