Wednesday, December 8, 2010

Episode IV: More Jedi at Last


The Jedi Wisaul turns to the Dark side and attacks the rebels, but doesn’t want to kill Alcra and Nobody. His name is now General Wisaul. Michael is getting too old, but can survive through this episode and the next one.

Nobody decided to get his invisibility hat and go to Joha the Hutt, but first he made Alcra an invisibility hat too. So they decided to play a trick on the Hutt. Wisaul pretended to be a Jedi while Alcra and Nobody cut all the guards in half. Wisaul was put in prison but he easily broke it all up into a million pieces. Alcra went to kill the Rancorer, but she had forgotten her shield-saber (a shield you hold that blocks shields) at Nobody’ workshop. Nobody was put on a sand-skiff and tried to kill a monster, while Alcra found something that made the thing crash down. that the monster was beneath go down.  She switched the lever that smashed the Rancorer in half. Alcra crawled beneath and went away and killed Joha with chains. She waited for Nobody and Wisaul. Nobody was falling into the pit with his light saber lost at his workshop. Wisaul was holding Nobody on a rope to get him out of the monster’s pit and got him out. Wisaul pulled Nobody onto a sand skiff and rode towards Alcra. Together they blew up Joha’s sail barge.
All the good guys found another bad star to blow up.
“More geese!” cried Nobody.
“We count fifty rebel ships, Lord Saul.” So he left. This time Darth Paul was in a tri-advance.
“Stay on target!”
“I’m outta here!”
“Speed up! Speed up!”
The rebels missed. The bad guys shot and missed Red 3. If you don’t know who’s in Red 3, you should know. Here’s one clue: The person who trained two Padawans. On with the story. . .
The rebels had to start over again. “Stay back on target’’

Why do we have to do it all over again?
“I do not know”
“Stay away from flying geese”
“Almost there”
And shot and hit and decided to go to monster-both
They went through a hallway until they killed ¼ of the monsters and came to LaSaul, who was a bad Jedi, and was the king of the monsters.  Quickly, they asked where the exit was.  He said come across the hallway until you come to the end, there is an upside-down door, then you go right through it and there are your ships. 
They followed his directions and set off to Haurbiy (Cold). They started to settle there. Soon all of the Rebelic were there. They soon met waggas. But they weren’t so much use. They wouldn’t go out in the snow until the Dark side came. But a telegraph droid sent from the Emperor told him before being killed. TTA & ATMT & ATA tanks arrived. The Republic had to leave Harbiy. They spotted another bad Both where all the rest of the bad guys were. And the other bad guys quickly went to the same Both that the Republic were going to.
“This is it!”
“Uh-oh. More geese.”
“We count 80 rebel ships, General Wisaul.”
“I don’t care about Blue 4 and Red 3. All the rest we should blow up.”
“Here they come.”
“And the flying geese!”
“Gold 1 and 2 and 3 moving into position.”           
“Copy, Gold Leader”
“I’ve got a problem here.”
“Eject!”
“I can’t hold it.”
“Stay on target.”
“Eject.” *fwooom!*
“Waugh!”
“Almost there.”
“R478, increase the power.”
“beep, droop, speeee!”
“Quick! Increase the power!”
“Nearly there!”
“Gold 5 moving into position.”
“I copy, Gold 5.”
“Start over.”
But before the rebels could, the smiley face army blew it up.
“What happened?”
“I think the smiley-face army blew it up!”

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