Episode III: The Escape

Now since the bad guys have lost their energy (power) shield, they start making thousands of turbo-cannons. When Nobody sees his workshop, he quickly makes light saber bullets for the light saber gun. But they soon find out the Empire has secret plans.  

All of the Z-wings, W-wings, and B-wings pilots gathered together and started a war to blow up the bad Both.

“Geese,” said Nobody.

“What geese?” asked Beggs. “Where?”

“Over there, surrounding the Both.”

“Those are turbo-cannons.”

“No they aren’t. They fly around all the time,” insisted Nobody.

“I see what you mean,” agreed Beggs.

“Gold 1 and 2 moving into position.”

“Copy, gold leader.”

“On the planet, we count 35 rebel ships, Lord Saul.”

Emperor Saul quickly left with his son Darth Paul.

Darth Series quickly called his troops and he and the bad pilots went out to destroy the good guys.

“Stay on target,” said a pilot.

“Stay away from the geese,” said another pilot.

“Almost there,” another pilot said.

“My ship’s almost destroyed.  I’m leaving.” Said another pilot

“I’ve got you now,” said Darth Series, and blew up Gold 4. “Next I’ll get Red 3.” (This holds Nobody).

Nobody asked his robot R874 if he could turn the power back on just as Darth Series shot. But he missed because Nobody had gone to the other side.

“Almost there!” and the Rebels shot, but they missed. So they went back to the start. Darth Series shot at Nobody again and hit him.

R874 asked him if he had been hit. Nobody said, “Yes.” “Are you badly hurt?” asked R874. “Kind of,” said Nobody.

“Almost there!” They all shot and blew up the bad Both.

And Red 3, Red 1, Red 5, Gold 1, Gold 2, Gold 3, Blue 4, Blue 1, and Blue 3 had shot and they won badges.

But the Empire had made thirty Boths and the good guys had only blown up one, so they had 29 more to go. Nobody went to his favorite planet. And if you don’t know Nobody’s favorite planet, you should know when you read these clues:

Clue 1: Where his workshop is.

Clue 2: Think about where Jabba the Hutt lives in Star wars.

Clue 3: Where do they fight Darth Series the second time.

Anyway, the author should not waste his paper and time writing clues. Why did he do it again?

“Stop it!” yelled Nobody. “Did he waste a whole page writing clues?!? Because I believe he did!” On with the story. . .

Nobody found a person who wanted to become a Jedi whose name was Wisaul. So he trained him as a Padawan, but there was trouble in his life in the meantime. He also trained Alcra, his sister. They hid.

A super droid killer spied them.  “Run!” cried Nobody.

“But Jedi don’t run,” said Wisaul and Alcra together.  

“That was a Jedi order,” said Nobody. So they ran. The super droid killer rolled into a ball and chased after them. “Stop!” said Nobody.

“But I thought you said run,” said Alcra and Wisaul.

“I said stop,” said Nobody. So they stopped. 

Just as the droid killer was about to come back up, they all together yelled, “Got you now!” and sliced the super droid killer in half.

“We’ve got to stop them,” said Nobody, and slowly Alcra got a remote, ran back out, pressed a button, and blew up the droid factory.

“What happened?” Nobody and Wisaul said together.

“I blew it up,” said Alcra.

“That’s what I was about to do,” said Nobody.

“Well, well, well,” said Alcra.

“Let’s get out of here,” said Wisaul.

“Let’s go and help Michael defeat the evil Darth Series,” suggested Nobody.

So they did and won.

A bad officer told the Emperor once again that Darth Series was killed.